Thursday, 06 November 2008 12:04
Kenya, the 51st State?
Some scheming Kenyans are clamouring for the acceptance of Kenya as the 51st State of the United States of America in the event of an Obama win. The ambitious brothers say the issuing of Green Cards to all Kenyans will not be good enough; they want to see the addition of one more star to the stars and stripes. Rumazz feels that the brothers ask too much of the candidate, as Obama’s aunt is already in the US illegally.
Through the wire
Rumazz is disappointed with the unbecoming behaviour of two artists who after receiving advance payment from the ratepayers of Tsumeb decided to invest in the beer industry and failed to turn up for the Copper Festival. The initial excuse was that one of them was “assaulted” but this was quickly denied when one of them emerged with wire braces in his mouth. Why did he not go and sing “Through the Wire” like Kanye West?
Decorating self on Facebook
A local deejay transformed the social networking site Facebook into his stepping-stone to impress girls. You know a column where users can say what they are doing at that particular time. One where it reads, for example, that Rumazz is… then you write about what you are doing at that time. Yes, that is the platform for this deejay to dish out impressive, but poorly calculated, statements to impress them chicks. He brags about how close he is to becoming a millionaire, that he is a few steps to buying his own crib, and all sorts of terms that an ugly man uses to catch the ‘queens’. Well, keep feeding ‘em with what they want to hear dude.
Not so elegant
Rumazz was among the invited guests at a recent extra-ordinary baptism party in Windhoek. The invitation was a strange one to Rumazz in two ways. First, the party was a VIP event, which Rumazz is obviously not qualified to attend. Secondly, baptism is a religious event and Rumazz can’t even recall the last time he attended Sunday service. While trying to come to terms with the logic of his invitation, a usually flamboyant deputy minister, showed up in shorts. Rumazz couldn’t believe it when the not youthful deputy stepped out of his Range Rover with slippers and yet Rumazz was dressed to kill at this event.