Rumazz overpowered by the bottle, finally
Rumazz is hanging his head in shame after he performed the most embarrassing act of his entire career. While covering the launch of a cement factory in Otavi, Rumazz decided to be a gentleman and accepted several free drinks from seemingly benevolent well-wishers. Beverages ranging from Jamaican rum, brandy, wine, tombo and our very own Windhoek lager washed down Rumazz’ throat during the cocktail.
The night seemed to have ended in glamour and bliss. It was only after Rumazz went to bed that the finest of South African wines started a nasty argument with the brandies, whiskies and other unknown concoctions.
Rumazz woke to find his bed wet and, after applying his journalistic mind, concluded that Efundja had visited the hotel room, only to realise that the rest of the room was dry and that he had a squashy feeling in his hind.
Rumazz had to pay a fine for the cleaning of hotel linen, as hotel staff would not buy his story that a mini Efundja had invaded his bed!
The rage of a disguised editor
Rumazz is not amused by some musicians and artists who have joined a newly established online Namibian publication. The publication aims to whack journalists and media houses that champion critical reporting.
According to its faceless editor in one of the social utility networks, the aim of the online publication is to lock horns with “frivolous journalists and their media houses that are intentionally tarnishing people’s images without a care”.
Rumazz is laughing aloud however, as the chest-thumping editor is not even brave enough to show his face or reveal any names.
Drunk and horny, pants go AWOL
How could Rumazz have missed this! One of the big parties that took place as 2008 dawned to a close ended up being marred by sexual assault and punches that have since been camouflaged from the public domain.
Now, Rumazz has the privilege to report authoritatively that the son of a highflying opposition leader was caught pants down with the daughter of a former university don cum envoy.
The brother, who was alleged to have been partying with the brother of the victim in one of their city residencies, apparently excused himself to go to sleep after heavy drinking only to head for the room of the sister.
Minutes later, the don’s son, who heard his sister screaming, dashed to her room to find the brother with his pants down muscling his sister for a quickie.
The brother received some hard blows, but their fathers agreed not to report the matter to police.
Eish! Nice to be connected; apparently you can even get away with attempted rape!